MUSIC VIDEO SCREENSHOTS
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THE BEACH BOYS - I GET AROUND

This American Bandstand performance is the perfect Beach Boys video. Dennis is jubilant, Carl and Al are non-entities, Brian is innocent with a dash of unsettling, and (speaking of unsettling) Mike Love is a sex offender.

Dennis is so stoked in the above still. It’s awesome. He’s honestly the only Beach Boy who was ever remotely beachy or boyish. Next to him is Mike Love. The perfect pictures of Mike Love come from later in his career. They’re the ones where he tries to look like Mick Jagger but ends up looking like a drag queen trying to look like Mick Jagger. This picture of him is good simply because it communicates that even as a young man, he was still creepy as fuck.

It’s a little blurry, but yes: he’s biting his lower lip. 



Creepy. As. Fuck. (Not you, Dennis. Keep doin’ what you’re doin’.)





And now for some delightful shots of Brian acting out the lyrics in the chorus. Here he’s miming a steering wheel to communicate the idea of “get[ting] around on the town.”




“I’m a real cool head.” 




“I’m making real good bread.” Yes, he’s doing the Italian hand signal for money. (Is it actually Italian? I don’t know. Call it deductive reasoning based on the following evidence: Italian stereotypes.) 

So there’s the Beach Boys in a six-frame nutshell. And yes, those are the lyrics from the chorus of “I Get Around.” I’m a real cool head, I’m making real good bread. What a wonderful song.

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Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug

This is the last still I’ll post from this music video, and it’s the best one. At some point, Ke$ha strung the words “blacklit tribal rave skeleton” together, and her director said “Ye$!” and “Obviou$ly!!” and “I’m $uper happy with all the life deci$ions I’ve made to lead me to thi$ exchange!!!”

Now we’re left with an image that might be offensive if it wasn’t so confusing. Can you accuse someone of doing fluorescent blackface? I think you can!

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Since we’re on the topic.

Since we’re on the topic.

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Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug

And here’s a close-up on Ke$ha’s boyfriend in this video. This makes me so happy. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s handicapped Jesus! 

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Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug

Here’s Ke$ha again, only this time it looks like she’s poo-dumping into Jesus’s sand canoe. I think that metaphor is apt to the power of YES.

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Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug

Note the little moon with a headband and beard in the top right corner. Because in a Ke$ha video, even the moon is a hipster. 

Telegram to Ke$ha from everyone: “Ke$ha stop Stop stop.”